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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.” Dany met his stare. “I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.”

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testingtaylor:

IS this what he saw?!!??!

GET OUT OF MY TARDIS!

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Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something

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i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care

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“

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via b0wties-are-cool)

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George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

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asshaiishadowbinder:

Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.

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notkatniss:

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio @ Golden Globes in 1997 and 2009

#they got hotter???????????/

They aged well is what they did.

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icecoldnostalgia:

my cousin made this. I don’t think i’ve ever been more proud

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